Royal Enfield custom bobber by SpeedMetal for sale

This outrageous Royal Enfield custom can be yours for $3,995.

Ummm. Why is this insane Royal Enfield bobber for sale on CraigsList in Lakewood, Colo. using its kick start lever for a side stand?

The custom 2000 Royal Enfield is the creation of SpeedMetal, a Denver, Colo. area shop specializing in the outrageous.

The ad tells you everything you need to know:

"One of a kind custom Royal Enfield!!! SpeedMetal did the work, all you have to do is ride and enjoy. It's a hard tail, solo, suicide shift, not for a rookie rider! All this badass bike for under four thousand bones. Come down and take a peek; awesome bike for sure. ALL FOR $3,995.00!!!"

The price is "plus tax."

Insane? Outrageous? Uncomfortable? Maybe. But SpeedMetal's blog makes it apparent they do ride the motorcycles they build.